Monday, May 26, 2008

Classy!

Fox "News" subhuman scum: "And now we have what ... uh... some are reading as a suggestion that somebody knock off Osama ... uh... Osama ... um... Obama ... well, both if we could [laughing]"

Wow. Just ... wow.

Jeff Feldman at HuffPo:

When we hear such "jokes" about assassinating a member of the Senate--a member of our government--we do not laugh, but instead wonder. We wonder what has happened to broadcast media in our country. We wonder to ourselves, to our families, and to our friends: How have we arrived at this point? How has our broadcast media so utterly lost its moral compass?

The reason for a free press--for our free press--is not to degrade our political institutions, undermine our elections, and threaten our politicians, but to strengthen and sustain our deliberative democracy.

If FOX News or any other broadcast media outlet cannot live up to that standard, then they should shut off their lights, sell their equipment, and choose another line of work.
Indeed.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

The St. Paul Saints, a minor league baseball team in Minnesota is honoring Senator Larry Wide Stance Craig by offering the first 2500 fans attending Sunday’s game a “bobblefoot doll.” When the "bobblefoot" is shaken, one of the spring-loaded feet taps.

Echo... echo... echo...echo...

From Think Progress:

A Tuesday fundraiser headlined by President Bush for U.S. Sen. John McCain’s presidential campaign is being moved out of the Phoenix Convention Center.

Sources familiar with the situation said the Bush-McCain event was not selling enough tickets to fill the Convention Center space, and that there were concerns about more anti-war protesters showing up outside the venue than attending the fundraiser inside.
LOL

Astronomy Picture of the Day













On planet Gliese 876d, sunrises might be dangerous. Although nobody really knows what conditions are like on this close-in planet orbiting variable red dwarf star Gliese 876, the above artistic illustration gives one impression. With an orbit well inside Mercury and a mass several times that of Earth, Gliese 876d might rotate so slowly that dramatic differences exist between night and day. Gliese 876d is imagined above showing significant volcanism, possibly caused by gravitational tides flexing and internally heating the planet, and possibly more volatile during the day. The rising red dwarf star shows expected stellar magnetic activity which includes dramatic and violent prominences. In the sky above, a hypothetical moon has its thin atmosphere blown away by the red dwarf's stellar wind. Gliese 876d excites the imagination partly because it is one of the few extrasolar planets known to be close to the habitable zone of its parent star.

Keith Olbermann's "Special Comment" on Assassination Remark

Friday, May 23, 2008

Mr Frothypants has a hissyfit

Wehhhh! After making bigoted remarks, bigoted homophobe Rick Santorum complains about being called a bigot, frothy anal leakage.

McCain allows peek at medical records

Headline from teh intarwebs: "McCain appears cancer-free and healthy, just like Ted Kennedy did until a few days ago."

Straight-talking maverick John McCain will give select members of the media -- “a tightly controlled group of reporters,” AKA his "base" -- a three-hour glimpse at his huge stack of medical records Friday, right at the start of the long Memorial Day Weekend. Uh-huh.

Presidents and candidates have released records in the past, and some, like McCain, have stipulated that the records cannot leave the room. No cell phones or Internet access will be allowed in the room, located in a resort outside Phoenix, Arizona. Copying the records is also prohibited. Anyone who leaves the room for any reason except the bathroom will not be allowed back.

The confused old nutjob, who has been diagnosed with four melanomas and high cholesterol, has had both arms and one of his legs broken, has undergone torture ("We don't torture!" screams the ambassador of Vietnam), psychotic episodes of temper, and repeated assrapings by portly scumwad Karl Rove during the 2004 campaign, is under pressure to prove to the public that he is physically fit for office.

Rove subpoenaed in Congressional probe

Turd Blossom subpoenead over political prosecutions.
Large, flatulent asshole subpoenaed in Congressional probe.
Steaming pantload of effluvium subpoenead over political prosecutions.
Sweet.


In what probably will be just another exercise in futility but is pretty cool nonetheless, the House Judiciary Committee has subpoenaed Satan's porcine handmaiden Karl Rove.
The committee has been investigating claims that the Bush misadministration played politics in decisions made at the Justice Department, including the firing of at least nine U.S. attorneys in 2006. Those firings created a political firestorm on Capitol Hill, and led to Bunnypants' asshole buddy Alberto Gonzales’ resignation last summer in disgrace and amid international ridicule.

Additionally, the committee has launched an inquiry into the Justice Department's prosecution of former Democratic governor Don Siegelman, now a political prisoner of corpulent antichrist Karl Rove.

"Although he does not seem the least bit hesitant to discuss these very issues weekly on cable television and in the print news media, Mr. Rove and his attorney have apparently concluded that a public hearing room would not be appropriate," House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers, D-Mich., said in a statement.

"Unfortunately, I have no choice today but to compel his testimony on these very important matters."
The subpoena calls for the fleshy, bottomfeeding douchewad to appear before the subcommittee at 10:00 a.m. on July 10.


plzplzplzplzplz

Rethuglicans abandon Preznit Poopersons

Panicking Senate Republicans finally put their little feet down, flushed some of their rubber stamps down the crapper with what little was left of their dignity.

Republicans in the US Senate -- except for Saint McCain -- on Thursday rebuked Il DuceBag and joined majority Democrats to pass a bill offering a fully-paid college education for Iraq and Afghan war veterans.
Meanwhile, angry psycho McInsane, flipflopping on his pledge to run a clean campaign,* took aim at Barack Obama's failure to rescue him from the Cong when Obama was only six years old -- 'drawing a rebuke from the Democratic front-runner for his "endless diatribes and schoolyard taunts."'

*Saint McBush has hired subhuman porkhole Karl Rove's dirty protege/RNC swift boater Tim Griffin to dig up dirt on Obama.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Supprtin' The Cannon Fodder Troops!

"Permanently disabled" America's American straight talking maverick John McInsaneBush went to college on the GI Bill, but thinks that Webb's 21st Century GI Bill is too generous.
Nice to know that he isn't some kind elitist or something.

Fun Fucked Fact: So far this session, McSame has missed 60% of the floor votes in the senate. In 2007, he missed so many votes that when the "liberal/conservative" rankings came out, he didn't even register.

Free Market, Beeyotches!

Oil Execs: We Need High Profits!

Top executives of the five largest oil companies tried to shift anger over high prices to a debate over supplies Wednesday, leading a senator to accuse them of acting like “hapless victims” while racking up record profits.
He asked Mr. Simon what his total compensation was at Exxon, a company that made $40 billion last year. Mr. Simon replied it was $12.5 million annually.
Two other executives, John Lowe, executive vice president of ConocoPhillips, said he did not recall his total compensations as did Peter Robertson, vice chairman of Chevron. John Hofmeister, president of Shell Oil, said his was “about $2.2 million” but was not among the top five salaries at his company’s international parent. Robert Malone, chairman of BP America, put his compensation at “in excess of $2 million.”
I mean, really, what's the problem, prole?

Red State Update

Hee!

Unflattering Photos From The Campaign Trail via:CBS4.

"Their pictures have been taken thousands of times in recent months. Granted, in most of those photos the Presidential candidates put their best face forward, but we found some photos they probably wish hadn't been snapped."
My favorites below. The Creature from the black lagoon and Popeye.

Evil clown still getting paid

Editor & Publisher reports Right is wrong (again) at the Times: Multiple corrections for the latest columns by conservatards Kristol and Brooks --

In a rare move, the New York Times offered a total of four corrections today, right under its editorials, covering the two latest columns from conservative op-ed columnists William Kristol and David Brooks. The paper does not often correct opinion pieces, but Kristol's have been plagued with errors since his column launched several months ago.

Also, the column by David Brooks on Tuesday said incorrectly that Senator Barack Obama voted last week for the farm bill. Not only did Mr. Obama not cast a vote on the bill, Mr Brooks is a flaming douchenozzle who touches himself at night.

Reality Check

From a distant cousin, The Anonymous Liberal in it's entirety, because IMHO, it's THAT good

But it's not fair....
Over the last few weeks, as it's become increasingly clear that Barack Obama will be the Democratic nominee, I've noticed a real sense of grievance take hold among many of Hillary Clinton's most ardent supporters, particularly her female supporters. There's a real sense, I think, that this outcome is somehow deeply unfair, that Clinton--the more experienced and accomplished female applicant--is being passed over for the job in lieu of the younger, less experienced, and more charismatic male.
Given how often that particular scenario has played itself out in American offices and workplaces over the years, I understand why people might come to view this race that way, especially women who have experienced that kind of sexism first hand. That said, the analogy itself is totally absurd.
First, and most obviously, the nomination fight is not supposed to be a meritocracy. If it was, Clinton would have long ago lost the race to candidates like Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, and Bill Richardson, all of whom have way more experience than she does and many more political accomplishments to their name. Clinton may be older than Obama, but her governmental resume isn't all that much longer than his, and both have far less experience than most of the other candidates in the race (and in past presidential races for that matter).
To put it another way, unlike promotions at work, elections are supposed to be popularity contests. That's the whole idea. There's nothing unfair about voters choosing the more charismatic, inspirational candidate. That's how things work in politics. It's the reason her husband--who was younger than Obama and had less national experience--came to be elected President.
Those Clinton supporters who think the outcome of this race is unfair also seem oblivious to the larger picture. Going into this race Clinton had every advantage. She was the establishment candidate. Among other things, she had the backing of hundreds of super delegates, a vast network of donors, and all of the top campaign staff. And it's not as if she ended up losing to some good old boy who used his connections to screw her out of the job. She lost to an insurgent outsider, a man who wasn't given much of a shot to win, a man who--by the way--is now poised to become the first black candidate to win the nomination of a major party.
So the notion that Clinton somehow got cheated out of something she deserved strikes me as an indefensible proposition. She going to lose and she will have lost fair and square.

It's funny. If Clinton supporters are filled with bitterness over the current outcome, imagine how they would react if she held an insurmountable lead in elected delegates and her opponent was trying to snatch victory away from her by 1) counting votes and delegates earned in unofficial contests which no one campaigned in and which weren't supposed to count, 2) awarding her zero votes and zero delegates in one of those states because her name was not on the ballot, and 3) trying to convince the party establishment (super delegates) to overturn her victory among elected delegates and award the nomination to her opponent. My guess is that everyone would be screaming bloody murder.

Insufferable quisling's Vietnam hypocrisy, stupid slappable face

Joe "Zell" Lieberman is really bucking for a major ass-whomping. The Dems have got to take a huge majority this fall just so they can finally dropkick his miserable wrinkled ass out onto the fucking street where he belongs, to the hoots and jeers of freedom-loving Islamocommiedefeatohomofascidemocraps everywhere.

Read at your own peril: his op-ed in the Whore Street Fishwrap, “The Democrats used to be pro-America”. No, really. He said that.


Above: The giant douche.

McCain adviser's work as slimy, junta-supporting lobbyist criticized

Subhuman opportunist and McCain campaigner Charlie Black has come under fire for his work with Ferdinand Marcos, brutal Angolan guerrilla leaders, Marxist states, 'notorius rulers' Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire, Nigerian Gen. Ibrahim Babangida, Somali President Mohamed Siad Barre, and the brutal dictators of Kenya and Myanmar.

Media coverage in 3... 2... hey, Jews think Obama's a Muslim!! Wonder how they got that idea...

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Obama's Speech

Oh my farking head...

Supporters of republican Senator Norm Coleman, who received campaign contributions from the lobbying firm that represents the brutal Myanmar junta, blast Democrat Al Franken for his campaign fundraiser thrown by ... Playboy.

Accuracy In The "Liberal Media"

According to the most trusted name in news, affectionately known in lesser Wingnuttia as the Clinton News Network, sometimes it's "Accurate" to Call A Woman A "Bitch".
Would such wisdom apply to cunts with make-up plastered on like trollops?
Of course, sometimes, it's accurate to call a guy a total ball-gargling shit-stained douchebag.

There, fixed it.

Poised for a political comeba...

The popular war preznit has regained his footing... oh, I'm sorry, Mr Broder, make that "as oil climbed to a life-time high above $130 a barrel on Wednesday, economic fears darkened the U.S. mood, a new national poll found."

Growing anxiety about their economic prospects and deep unhappiness with Preznit DoNothing McDumbass and the U.S. Congress plunged Americans into an even darker mood this month, according to a Reuters/Zogby/Duh International poll.

McInsane’s new Iran gaffe

Doddering old panderer to Time’s Joe Klein: if the “average American” thinks Ahmadinejad is Iran’s leader, that’s good enough for him.

As the National Security Network’s Ilan Goldenberg notes, “if the ‘average American’ thinks that Ahmadinejad is the ultimate leader of Iran” it would be McCain’s job as president “to dissuade them of this notion - not reinforce it.”

If the “average American” thinks nuking Iran is a good idea, it's good enough for me! If the “average American” thinks a bowling score is a great way to choose a president, it's good enough for me! If the “average American” thinks wearing underpants on my head is okay, it's good enough for me!

Fun fact: Ahmadinejad does not rule Iran.

The press corpse’s unshakeable mancrush on Saint McSenile

FAIR gives us some straight talk about the media’s favorite -- indeed, their only ‘maverick.’

“The press loves McCain,” explained NBC's frighteningly obtuse Chris Matthews. “We’re his base.”

“Those of us on the Straight Talk Express eight years ago got a breathtaking journalistic opportunity: to be inside the lively mind and heart of a leading contender for president,” Newsweek’s oozing blowhole wHoward Fineman recalled, jerking off into a dry hankie. “McCain was as joyously combative as Popeye and as earnestly confessional as Oprah.”

“I know it shouldn’t be happening, but it is,” wrote Charles "lame" Lane in the New Republic. “I’m falling for John McCain.”

A writer in the same magazine, the feculent, self-fondling Michael Lewis, declared that his feelings for McCain were like “the war that must occur inside a 14-year-old boy who discovers he is more sexually attracted to boys than to girls.”

The narcolepsy-inducing CBS host Bob Schieffer called him the “most famous maverick of the last half of the 20th century.”

Time’s sperm-burping wankrag Joe Klein turned in a piece headlined “McCain Is Back,” which heralded the angry old psycho's "return to form." Klein wrote that McCain was “rising from the crypt, but not as a zombie. The foolishly conventional Republican McCain of last year was the zombie. No, this is the funny, free-range McCain reincarnated.”

ABC’s Terry "moran" Moran congratulated McCain for doing “what he’s always done, play it as straight as possible. A directness that still startles.”

The Washington Post’s leghumping Dana "pretentious dochewad" Milbank, touching himself, declared: “He is the bravest candidate in the presidential race. While his rivals pander to primary constituencies, the former prisoner of war gives audiences a piece of his mind.”

“To be sure, no one can accuse McCain of pandering,” wrote CNN/WaComPo’s overly-moist embarrassment wHoward Kurtz.
Well, certainly none of you bootlicking asswipes.

Let's see...
1. McSame has flipflopped on Bush's tax cuts
2. Embraced former "agents of intolerance"
3. Flipflopped on his own immigration bill
4. Flipflopped on foreign policy
5. On gay marriage
6. On mortgage relief
7. On torture
8. On ethanol subsidies
9. On normalizing relations with Cuba
10. Contraception and HIV? "I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it."
11. Inner circle is heavily weighted with lobbyists
12. Sided with Bush on health care
13. Sided with Bush on the "surge"
14. “Fine with" him if U.S. troops are in Iraq for 100 years
“Go ahead, senator, flip-flop away,” wrote gaping fuckstick Jonathan Chait in the Los Angeles Times, trying to explain McCain’s shifting positions. “I know you’re with us at heart.”
-- Gawd. More at FAIR.

Appeased My Pants!

America's 51st state, Israel, appeases confirms talks with Syria.

The pundits' unshakeable mancrush on Satan's porcine handmaiden

Eric Boehlert sorta asks 'what will Karl Rove's legions of beltway enablers do when he is finally indicted?'

Bwwahahahahaha! Sorry.

If Rep. John Conyers (D-MI) holds true to his recent promise to slap Karl Rove with a contempt of Congress charge for refusing to answer questions about explosive abuse-of-power allegations and whether Rove unleashed the Justice Department on a prominent Alabama Democrat, it will be interesting to see how Rove's newfound media employers at Newsweek, Fox News, and The Wall Street Journal handle the story.

[More] importantly, why is Rove being held up as a paragon of political analysis at the very moment the Republican president he helped mold, and the Republican Congress he helped steer, are both in complete free falls?

According to the most recent surveys, President Bush's current second-term debacle exceeds any other White House calamity in modern times. Yet the man who made it all possible, the "brains" behind the president who has become "radioactive" inside his own party, is toasted in the press as a political wise man.

Since when do the spoils go to the loser?

Since IOKIYAR.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Blessed are the Warmongers

The Immaculate Deception: Jesus was an elitist:

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party's presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.
"John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross," Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. "He never denounced God, either."
Jebus also had 9 houses, 2 trollops, and his own artificial lake to gather loaves and fishes. And he called Mary Magdeline a cunt.
The Rupture is upon us.
Shoot me.
See also: Ten Other Ways John McCain Is Like Jesus (Christ, That Is) from the Rude One

"Vile and shameless"

Bill Gallagher: Bush's Knesset remarks were an appalling display of hypocrisy and ignorance, arrogance and nincompoopery, bellicosity and asshattery.

[The grandson of Nazi symp]'s deceit has no limits. His attack on Sen. Barack Obama, suggesting the Democratic presidential candidate wants to "appease" terrorists, reaches a new low, and we should brace for more as the Busheviks desperately and ruthlessly try to cling to the White House.

Never before in our history has a president used an appearance before a foreign legislature to so brazenly attack a political opponent at home.

Bush wallowed in the most putrid muck ever, coating himself with everlasting stench and forever staining the Republican Party. His soul is as hollow as his imagination. He has no dignity. He has no conscience.

Read the whole thing. It's beautiful.

Game, Set, Match

Clinton gets Rove endorsement and she brags about it.
Need anymore be said?

Appeased My Pants

Headzup: Bush's Own Nazi Appeaser


Bwaaahahahaha!

GOP turns to despised, doddering old RINO to reinvent party.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa!!eleventy!11!! From the Politico:

"In a delicious piece of irony, many dispirited Republicans, devastated by Tuesday's special election loss in Mississippi, now believe their savior to be John McCain - a not-so-constant conservative many of them also have long intensely disliked."

“The change you deserve!”

Hahahahahahahahaaa!!!11111!!1!!!

Siegelman: Justice scandal dwarfs Watergate, Rove's ass, ego

Political prisoner Don Siegelman has "a fierce determination to not only clear his name but to do his part to expose a scandal in the US Department of Justice that he says is bigger than Watergate," says porcine handmaiden of Satan Karl Rove "doesn't want to run the risk of lying under oath and being prosecuted for perjury."

"I think this will make Watergate look like child's play when it is fully investigated... It's about restoring justice and protecting our democracy and, because this case shows the lengths to which those who are obsessed with power will go in order to gain power or retain power, it has attracted the attention of the national press.

"It's much bigger than me because it's not just my case. This was not an isolated incident. This was a pernicious, political plan that was set in motion by Karl Rove to further his espoused dream of establishing a permanent Republican majority in this country, and what he left out was by any means necessary.

"It is clear to me — and I think to those who have been investigating, and that's why they're so hot about this case — it is clear that Karl Rove abused his power and misused the Department of Justice as a political tool to win elections, and that is something that would happen in Bush's Amerikkka a police state."

Monday, May 19, 2008

Definititudes

AmericaBlog's word of the day: elitist.

Fifth McCain adviser quits over foreign lobbying, domestic sheep-fucking

Heh... I keep reading that as "Filthy McCain adviser."

A top adviser and national finance co-chairman for Saint McSame's presidential campaign has quit because he wasn't as virtuous and pure as his boss, the gentle and saintly Saint Psycho the Hypocrite.

Tom Loeffler resigned yesterday because of his lobbying ties, a campaign lobbyist said. He is the fifth person to sever ties with the campaign amid a growing concern over whether lobbyists have too great an influence over the aged and senile rebooblican nominee. Last week, campaign manager Rick Davis issued a new policy that requires all campaign personnel to either resign or sever ties with lobbying firms or outside political groups.
Meanwhile, smug, twatfaced reptile Charlie Black still has a job. From MoveOn.org:

John McCain's chief adviser—Charlie Black—is a lobbyist who worked for some of the world's worst dictators.

Charlie Black's deal-making goes far beyond the usual corporate lobbying we've come to expect. His lobbying firm worked for evil men—mass murderers, terrorists, and tyrants. This is a moral issue.

The firm run by Charlie Black made millions helping burnish the image of people like:

Ferdinand Marcos, who executed thousands of his own citizens in the Philippines,

Zaire's Mobutu, who publicly hanged his opponents and looted his country's vast mineral wealth, and

Rebel leader Jonas Savimbi, a mass murderer, who covered Angola with landmines.

Incontinent douchebag: "GOP is drinking its bath water"

Boob Novak doesn't have any credibility as a journalist, but I love seeing his name since it always conjures up this mental image of him frantically straining to relieve himself on a filthy toilet shaped like a swan.

"Today's Republican Party -- divided, drifting, demoralized -- is epitomized by the farm bill.

"At the moment Congress passed the farm bill, Republican were terrified by the previous day's defeat in the Mississippi 1st Congressional District, the third straight supposedly safe Republican seat lost in special elections. Fearing a November tsunami for the Democrats, incumbent Republicans talked about following their new standard-bearer, John McCain, against pork. But that's not the way they voted last week."

"Now where's the nurse with my jockstrap... lawnchairs! Pinochle!"

So many jerkwads, so little time

EarlG at DU's Top 10 Conservative Idiots was in a quandary this week:

"The past seven days produced such an abundance of conservative idiocy that I simply couldn't boil it all down to ten..."

Man, no kidding! This is my favorite:

The GOP primary race for retiring Rep. Darlene Hooley's (D-OR) seat took an interesting turn early this week when it was revealed one of the two self-proclaimed "Pro-Life" candidates [rebooblican Mike Erickson] paid for a girlfriend's abortion.

Every time I read this I crack up. But then there's this jaw-dropper:

And let's end with Fox and Friends' Brian Kilmeade, who, when referring excitedly to a monkey he adopted from the London Zoo last week, said, "I'm responsible. It's almost like... almost like what Madonna did with that Malawi child."

Holy crap, dude.

The Real McCain Part Two

McCain's YouTube Problem Just Became a Nightmare