Permanent War

The majority of WE THE PEOPLE want the occupation of Iraq over with, as well as just about every Iraqi. Why does The Cheney Menstruation tm hate America and want to keep it going?

The Bush administration will not try to assess whether the troop increase in Iraq is producing signs of political progress or greater security until September, and many of Mr. Bush’s top advisers now anticipate that any gains by then will be limited, according to senior administration officials.In interviews over the past week, the officials made clear that the White House is gradually scaling back its expectations for the government of Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki. The timelines they are now discussing suggest that the White House may maintain the increased numbers of American troops in Iraq well into next year.

Slogging on and staying surging the course. The bliss of lowered expectations. Welcome to the never-ending war. On deck: Bomb, bomb, bomb; Bomb, bomb, bomb Iran.

Escort Service Scandal

B-b-b-but Clinton!
Yet another Republicunt wants to "spend more time with his family." Another Bush crony resigned today after being exposed being named customer of the month of an escort service.

Deputy Secretary of State Randall L. Tobias submitted his resignation Friday, one day after confirming to ABC News that he had been a customer of a Washington, D.C. escort service whose owner has been charged by federal prosecutors with running a prostitution operation.
Tobias, who is married, said there had been "no sex," and that recently he had been using another service "with Central Americans" to provide massages.
As the Bush administration's so-called "AIDS czar," Tobias was criticized for emphasizing faithfulness and abstinence over condom use to prevent the spread of AIDS.

Ground control to Captain McSpoogebucket: There are plenty of legitimate Certified Massage Therapists in D.C. An "Escort service" for a massage? Okaaaaay!
How much for a deluxe massage with a Happy Ending?











Crossposted at: WTF Is It Now?

Car Bombs In Iraq Don't Count

True to form, when the Cheney Menstruation doesn't like a set of stastistics, they change the method of accounting. So the question is: If a car explodes and say, 100 people are killed, but the U.S. says that car bombs don't count, did those people really die? Apparently not.

U.S. officials who say there has been a dramatic drop in sectarian violence in Iraq since President Bush began sending more American troops into Baghdad aren't counting one of the main killers of Iraqi civilians.
Car bombs and other explosive devices have killed thousands of Iraqis in the past three years, but the administration doesn't include them in the casualty counts it has been citing as evidence that the surge of additional U.S. forces is beginning to defuse tensions between Shiite and Sunni Muslims.

The same methods of accounting they use to tell us about our roaring economy, but that's a different post.

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This never happened, move along.

Friday Funnies

"President Bush sent out an e-mail today asking people to send money to the Republican Party. How come those e-mails never get deleted?" --Jay Leno
"Former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey's ex-wife says in her new book that McGreevey is not really homosexual. ... McGreevey was furious and said, 'How many guys do you have to screw to get your wife to call you gay!?'" --Conan O'Brien
"I got myself a new computer this week. I got the Alberto Gonzales Dell computer. Have you seen this one? It destroys your e-mails and has no memory." --Jay Leno
"The former president of Russia, Boris 'buy me a drink' Yeltsin, has passed away. He left behind a bar tab of $3.2 billion." --Jay Leno
"Reviews of Gonzales' performance were mixed. 99.99% of the people who saw it felt he embarrassed himself. The other .01% was this guy [on screen: Pres. Bush]" --Jon Stewart, on Alberto Gonzales' Senate testimony
"It's so hard to follow. That is exactly why the president was so impressed. ... Legally, Gonzales had to appear before Congress, so his choice was either to expose the administration's political machinations, or appear to be a functioning pinhead. He went with pinhead. And if I may say ... nailed it" --Daily Show correspondent John Oliver, on Alberto Gonzales' Senate testimony
"I'm getting just a little bit concerned about the 2008 presidential election. Election Day is only 19 months away ... and I hate to say it, but there doesn't seem to be a clear cut winner yet. Come on, media. It's your job to preemptively anoint someone so we all know who to give our money to." --Stephen Colbert
"Really, President Bush? You think [the Gonzales testimony] went well? Which part? Because the best thing anyone can say about Gonzales' testimony was that he didn't use the word 'nappy,' and he remembered to wear pants." --Amy Poehler
"Today's USA Today broke down the Republican field. ... 'Rudy Giuliani has liberal social views and a messy personal history.' Messy personal history? Come on. That's pre-9/11 thinking. Giuliani hasn't filed for divorce once since then." --Stephen Colbert
"Everything the president's done in the last six years has been part of his aggressive, yet practical strategy to to reduce greenhouse gas emissions [on screen: Fear Is A Renewable Resource]. Why do you think he okayed his domestic wiretapping program? So agents wouldn't have to waste gas driving around in surveillance vans [on screen: Or Waste Paper on Search Warrants]. The five million RNC e-mails that disappeared during the attorney general firing scandal will now never be printed out, saving thousands of trees [on screen: And Gonzales' job]. ... The president is getting the credit he deserves. He may not be solving global warming entirely ... but thanks to his policies, all over the world, America is getting a much chillier reception. And that's 'The Word'" --Stephen Colbert

Military Charges Commander

The U.S. military has brought charges of "boinking the enemy," in addition to charges of possessing porn videos," against the former commander of Camp Cropper.

The former commander of a major U.S. military detention center in Baghdad has been detained and charged with "aiding the enemy", the U.S. military said on Thursday.
Lieutenant-Colonel William Steele is also charged with having an improper relationship with a translator and with the daughter of a detainee, providing mobile phones to prisoners, and unauthorized possession of classified information.

According to the connoisseur of Oxycontin, Viagra and young Dominican boys, Lush Bimbo, this is just another case of letting off a little steam. And quite a bit of.....well you know. A secretion that is hard difficult to clean......??

Crossposted at: WTF Is It Now?

Iraq War Funding Bill Passes

House Defeatocrats have announced the Exact Date for America’s defeat in Iraq and surrendering to to Islamocommienazijihadifascists in the greatest battle for (white oil consuming) civilization evah.

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Yay Team!!

Bush Fatigue

This shit is even on VIDEO, oh the wonder of teh intratubes! Leading off, it's Poppy Bush, source of the demon seed, some of which obviously dribbled down Bab's thighs and ended up as a stain in the back seat.....

"There's something to that -- there might be a little Bush fatigue now," former President Bush

Batting cleanup and hitting one out of the park, the incubator of the demon spawn spews.....

Asked if voters should be wary of Romney being a Mormon, the former president's wife, Barbara, said "not at all," noting there are "wild people" in many religions."I mean it was in 1897 that bigamy was outlawed in that church," she said. "You know we have a lot of Christian wild people too, and a lot of Jewish wild people and a lot of Muslim wild people. The Mormon religion takes care of its own, they don't have people on welfare.

Just about says it all......eh? Try getting rid of the mental image of Bar's naked ass in the air as Poppy prepares to mount up. WooooHooooo!!!

THE DAILY SHOW: Bush v. Bush

Perhaps his best evah?!! Pollyticks rocks!

Attack Dogs: A Study in Contrasts

Who is Scarier.....
Angus the Slobberknocker.........or,

Darth Cheney the Attack Dog. clicky linky and read

Crossposted at: WTF Is It Now?

Rudy Giuliani Plays The Fear Factor

Here we go again....... Fear factor Episode MMCVII, of an obviously endless series. Good Gawd, it's becoming as redundant as a Rich Little routine.

Crossdressing Reich-Wing fucktard Rudy Giuliani said if a Democrat is elected president in 2008, America will be at risk for another terrorist attack on the scale of Sept. 11, 2001.
But if a Republican is elected, he said, especially if it is him, terrorist attacks can be anticipated and stopped.
“If we are on defense [with a Democratic president], we will have more losses and it will go on longer.”
“This war ends when they stop coming here to kill us!” Giuliani said in his speech. Giuliani said terrorists “hate us and not because of anything bad we have done; it has nothing to do with Israel and Palestine. They hate us for the freedoms we have and the freedoms we want to share with the world.”
The crowd thundered its approval.

Give us all a fucking break. Rudy, Rudy, Rudy, That is SO 2004. We ain't buying that "Daddy Protect Me" bullshit anymore. Not from a guy who dresses like THIS. (not that there's anything WRONG with that)













I and only I can prevent the islamonazicommiejihadifascists from killing the food on your family!

Cross posted at: WTF Is It Now?

Surging Progress

The latest results of escalation The Surge to Victory:
– Last month “marked the first time that the U.S. military suffered four straight months of 80 or more fatalities”
– The deadliest single attack since the war began occurred this month, a suicide truck bombing in Tal Afar that killed 152 people
– The deadliest attack yet inside the Green Zone also occurred this month, a suicide bombing in the Iraqi Parliament
– Sunday marked the deadliest day for American ground forces since the war began
Calling John McCain......
In a classic Freudian slip, The Chimernator says "Give my chance a plan to work," and his heavily medicated wife says "No one suffers more than we do at the loss of lives in Bush's folly" Tell that to the families, Laura.

Quote of the day: "The people who are truly lost are the 33 percent or so who watch Fox News, approve of the job being done by the worst president in U.S. history and cling with fear to the notion that the Chickenhawk-in-Chief has done anything to make them more safe." Bob Geiger
Word.

THIS Is Supporting the Troops, Bush Style

HE CHECKED INTO WALTER REED, WAS FORGOTTEN & HANGED HIMSELF


Disfuckingusting.

There is a Competition For Text Messaging?

FYI, 13yo skool grl is nu US txt mssg chmpN
Morgan Pozgar of Claysburg, Pennsylvania, uses a phone to send a text message as she competes in the LG National Texting Championship, 21 April, at the Roseland Ballroom in New York. Pozgar, who is 13-years-old, won texting the message: "Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. If you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious", without abreviations. Read More
Via Neatorama

Bush Recieves Purple Heart

The War Presidunce has finally got himself one of those Purple Hearts just like that lyin' John Kerry, except the Chimptard actually earned his.

Bill and Georgia Thomas reported they were elated Monday when they met in the Oval Office with President George W. Bush to present him with a Purple Heart.
The couple was able to meet with President Bush for about 20 minutes to present him with one of three Purple Hearts that Bill Thomas received during his service in Vietnam.
"We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds," Thomas said.

Not to mention mental retardation and erectile dysfunction.... An anonymous White Horse Souse said there was no truth to the rumor that both Thomas's suffered rug burns on their knees during the meeting with Chimperor Fucktardius although they were given a complimentary sample of Sean Hannity super healing lip balm.

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Crossposted At: WTF Is It Now?

Which Chimp Has a Prettier Smirk?

Inquiring, open minded liberals want to know.

More American Casualties

Another day of McCain style progress in an Indiana market, Detroit, ummm Iraqnam.

BAGHDAD - Nine U.S. soldiers were killed and 20 were wounded Monday in a suicide car bombing against a patrol base northeast of Baghdad, the military said.The attack occurred in Diyala province, a volatile area that has been the site of fierce fighting between U.S. and Iraqi troops, Sunni insurgents and Shiite militias, according to a statement.The nine Task Force Lightning soldiers died of injuries sustained in the blast, which also left 20 soldiers and an Iraqi civilian wounded, the military said.

How many more must DIE for Bush's lies? The Fucking Chimptard keeps on saying that giving a date certain means that the Iraqi's will just lay low until we leave. Yeah, they are really laying low.
Nine more families whose lives are changed, forever.

Gonzales Won't Resign

SNL Weekend Update: Really with Seth and Amy: Gonzales

Once again, thank you to: Pollyticks

Walls in Iraq

In a Reaganesque moment, Maliki says Meester Boosh, tear down this wall.

The U.S. military announced last week that it was building a three-mile long concrete wall in Azamiyah, a Sunni stronghold whose residents have often been the victims of retaliatory mortar attacks by Shiite militants following bombings usually blamed on Sunni insurgents.
But al-Maliki ordered construction halted on Sunday.

Hmmm, would a comparison to the Berlin wall be traitorous right now?

Ah just thought them brownies would appreesherate gated communities.

Reid Says the War is Lost!!

Amid all of the shrill and screeching from the Reich-Wing in response to Sen. Harry Reid's comments that "the war is lost" in Iraq, there are public opinion polls and retired four-star generals that agree with Reid's sentiment. Presidunce McFucktard's war strategy seems to always be the case of changing slogans while staying the course surging to victory.

"Mission Accomplished."
"Freedom is on the march."
"Plan for Victory."
"As the Iraqis stand up, we will stand down."

That last slogan apparently has become obsolete just like the others.

Military planners have abandoned the idea that standing up Iraqi troops will enable American soldiers to start coming home soon and now believe that U.S. troops will have to defeat the insurgents and secure control of troubled provinces.Training Iraqi troops, which had been the cornerstone of the Bush administration's Iraq policy since 2005, has dropped in priority, officials in Baghdad and Washington said.

Every time there is change of slogan, the violence and American Deaths just keep getting worse.
In response to Reid's comments Turdblossom is rumored to be conferring with Darth Cheney and formulating yet another new slogan for the petulant sock puppet and his glorious folly. Any suggestions?












Bein Presidunce is hard work!
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Blogiversary

950 posts and 14,587 visitors later, It's the ONE YEAR BLOGIVERSARY of Undeniable Liberalism today! Party on, Garth.

A big thank you to each and every one for visiting.

Newt Gingrich on Guns

Newt Gingrich war for armed students before he was against it.

In his best John McCain imitation, disgraced former House Speaker, FOX News analyst and potential GOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich went on ABC's This Week morning to talk about the Virginia Tech massacre. Gingrich, like many far-right conservatives, suggested that the solution to massacres like Virginia Tech is to have all the students and their teachers packing heat.

But then, oddly, and very McCain like, Gingrich does a 180 and says it would be okay for schools to make themselves gun-free zones.

Fun Factoid: Of all the Gun Deaths in the top 26 developed Nations, 83% of all those gun deaths are in the USA.

Double Word Score Factoid: Over a hundred Americans are killed by guns every day.

Flipper Gingrich appeals to voters

Misleading Signs

Slow blogging day, the weather in Michigan is GORGEOUS today, a yard bitchin' I go......
Which door would YOU enter?

Pic found at: Neatorama